Post by Daniel Parks on Dec 29, 2014 12:22:37 GMT -6
He couldn't remember why he was here. Couldn't remember what "here" even was, really. He must have been knee deep in some event, given the number of people that bombarded him in hopes for his handshake or even a few encouraging words, but somewhere in between him and her, she and he, he'd completely forgotten what was going on. This wouldn't have been a problem if he could replay back the audio he always recorded, but with so many people, it would be impossible to hear it.
"Excuse me, sir," the champion asked the closest person. "What's going on here?"
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Post by Sora Adler on Dec 29, 2014 12:37:04 GMT -6
"Jews Jews Jewy Jewwy Jews All of the Jews all of the Jews are here now all the jews want you the jews are having an event they're being Jews. They’re being Jews this New Year; are you a Jew? They’re all Jews. They Don’t believe Arceus has sent his secret Lamb to save us all. I personally am an Arcues Lambist and I am the section of the Lutheirians that are looking to bring all the Jews to the Arcues Lambists.” Sora saw some random passerby addressing the champion. Professing his faith to the Champion.
“Greetings Head Honcho! Although we’re both in The League we’ve never really talked, so what brought you here to this apparently VERY Jewish Convention?” Sora addressed the champion hoping to start a conversation with him.
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Post by Daniel Parks on Dec 29, 2014 12:49:09 GMT -6
Confusion over where he was turned over to confusion over why he was where he was. The semi-familiar face of Sora Adler was a pleasant surprise when he faced the person he had tapped and questioned, but when the blue-haired stranger started spouting nonsense about some kind of “Jewish convention”, the bright smile that had donned his face melted in an instant. “Greetings, Head Honcho! Although we're both in the League, we've never really talked. So – what brought you here to this apparently very Jewish convention?” For a moment, Daniel would let the fact that his fellow League member sounded drunk off his butt slide long enough to ask the most reasonable question he could think to ask in this situation.
“... I didn't think Judaism was all that prominent in Lyeant. Glad they're... embracing their religion and trying to connect to other people with similar views. As for why I'm here, I... have no clue.” Pointing at his head with a weak, half-hearted laugh, he explained, “Memory problems, ya' know? Really makes these events a pain sometimes.” Scanning over the massive crowd, however, the blue-eyed trainer couldn't help but be dumbfounded by the sheer number of people supposedly showing up for a “Jewish convention”. “Wow, these people are all Jewish? This really put's Athalia's church to shame.”
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Post by Sora Adler on Jan 4, 2015 14:04:20 GMT -6
“Shh, Head Honcho; I’m only pretending to be drunk” Sora whispered to the league leader, beckoning for him to come closer so he could explain the situation that they were in. “Apparently we’ve stumbled into a Mareepmitzava; it’s a very special jewish celebration that non-jews are never allowed to see. The thing is, everyone has to get drunk for a Mareepmitzava and if you’re not there is a chance that they’ll shock you to death. Myself as a Water Type Gym Leader? It’s bad news; although I did end up bringing Frost, Kilala, Borealis, Jon and Taiga so the type matchup isn’t all that bad. We still should be careful though; if they try to converge on us to ‘Mareepmitzava Shock!’” Sora said adding Air Quotes, “My Milotic will be useless in the fight since I don’t want to put her up to a horde of electric types. Now, here have some rubber gloves and some Grape Juice, and start getting tipsy. From what I’ve heard they’re going to unveil some special with Ampharos; and I don’t want to miss it. Apparently they’ve heard of an Ampharos from other lands that’s part Dragon. Don’t mess up the act or they’ll try to kill us.” Sora silently started thinking of the horrible Galvantulas that could be here; waiting to use their awful bug moves on him.
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Post by Daniel Parks on Jan 5, 2015 20:28:52 GMT -6
“Sh, Head Honcho – I'm only pretending to be drunk. Apparently, we’ve stumbled into a Mareepmitzava; it’s a very special Jewish celebration that non-Jews are never allowed to see. The thing is, everyone has to get drunk for a Mareepmitzava, and if you’re not, there is a chance that they’ll shock you to death. Myself? As a Water Type Gym Leader? It’s bad news. Although, I did end up bringing Frost, Kilala, Borealis, Jon, and Taiga so the type match-up isn’t all that bad. We still should be careful, though, if they try to converge on us to ‘Mareepmitzava Shock!’” Sora tried to explain, but despite the decently detailed account of the event that they were at and the consequences of not following tradition, Daniel couldn't help but feel even more confused than ever. It was one thing to be attending a Jewish convention – his presence alone tended to draw attention to whatever event he was taking part in – but one that was exclusively for Jews? What in the name of Arceus had he been up to before his memory decided to take a nose dive?
He was about to voice these concerns, in fact, when a pair of rubber gloves and grape juice was being shoved in his face. Oh, man, grape juice? Was he expected to drink this? Why couldn't it have been any other flavored juice? “My Milotic will be useless in the fight, since I don’t want to put her up to a horde of electric-types. Now, here, have some rubber gloves and some Grape Juice and start 'getting tipsy'. From what I’ve heard, they’re going to unveil some special with an Ampharos; and I don’t want to miss it. Apparently they’ve heard of an Ampharos from other lands that’s part Dragon. Don’t mess up the act, or they’ll try to kill us.”
“K-kill? Us? But – But – Why? And if it's only for Jewish people, why are you here? Why am I here? Am I a Jew and don't remember? Arceus, I need me notes -” Daniel blurted in a hushed tone, nothing short of panicking. Downing the juice in a single gulp – pretty much throwing it into his mouth, in fact, getting a good deal on the bottom of his face and floor, and haphazardly trying to think of how to pretend to be drunk. A lone trainer came by, greeting them both with a smile, and the champion did the first thing to come to mind. Practically flinging himself at Sora in order to use the poor gym leader as a support, he slurred, “Hey, hey, hey! Some... some convention, right? Amiright? Real... real Jewish, huh?”
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Post by Sora Adler on Jan 10, 2015 7:55:34 GMT -6
"I didn't exactly know that this was going to be some kind of Jewish convention; all I know is that Aurora, my sister, wanted me to come here with her so she wouldn't look all alone. The thing is I didn't even know that she was Jewish; she must have picked that up from Sinnoh." Sora stopped a minute to look at his Head Honcho as he explained that he had no memories of why he was here and how he needed his notes. "Although you don't really seem to have any interest in Judaism so I don't know why you would be here." Next thing Sora knew was that Daniel flung himself towards Sora and started acting drunk towards the new passerby trainer. Sora picked up that the trainer looked as confused if not more about this being a Jewish convention so he started to doubt that one rambling man. Although he had no other ideas what this could be. "Do you happen to know what this is?" Sora begun to say but it seemed as if the trainer had already left; for some reason in a hurry.
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Post by Daniel Parks on Jan 11, 2015 14:33:14 GMT -6
The answer to his question didn't really clear up much in terms of the water-type gym leader's presence at the party. Well, no, that was a lie. It vaguely did, but left him instead questioning the nature of his fellow league member's supposed sister. “I didn't exactly know that this was going to be some kind of Jewish convention. All I know is that Aurora, my sister, wanted me to come here with her so she wouldn't look all alone. The thing is, I didn't even know that she was Jewish; she must have picked that up from Sinnoh.” If the event was for Jewish eyes only, though, the champion wanted to demand, why on Earth would his sister knowingly invite his non-Jewish brother at the risk of the latter's death? And for the sake of not showing up alone? That seemed beyond selfish to him; there must have been some other reason, and darnit, he was going to get down to it before the end of the night. The next comment, though, was a bit more helpful in calming a bit of his hysteria. “Although, you don't really seem to have any interest in Judaism, so I don't know why you would be here.”
Well, at least he hadn't forgotten what religion he believed in.
The stranger who had approached left much too quickly, eyebrows furrowed and mouth flopping helplessly as if trying to form words, while failing miserably. Had Daniel done something wrong? Had he not acted drunk enough? “I think they're onto us,” he hissed urgently, but his words were buried under the blue-hair man's: “Do you happen to know what this is?” Too late, though. No answer from the retreating figure. Instead, the two were left alone – and Sora was left alone with an incredulous stare. “Wait, wait, wait, hold up; I thought you knew where we were. What was the point of asking them?”
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Post by Sora Adler on Oct 1, 2016 21:39:56 GMT -6
[ [attr="class","boneshatter1"] [attr="class","boneshatter2"] | LET'S "SAVE"
KEEP FiIGHTING 'TIL OUR WISH IS MADE
--- 'TIL THE DAY I HOLD YOUR HAND ONCE MORE --- |
[attr="class","boneshatter3"]“Wait, wait, wait, hold up; I thought you knew where we were. What was the point of asking them?” The Head Honcho’s words resounded within the Umbreon gijinka’s fragile ears. “Haven’t you heard the latest rumors?,” there’s been certain cults of the Jews of Arceus that have begun Pokemon sacrifice. “My sister must have heard it through her networks that something big is going down. If innocent Pokemon are being hurt then we can’t just stand by idly and get drunk, we’ll have to stop them. We’ll have to,” then Sora put on his suave sunglasses, “beat up some Jews.”
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